How does your sex life rate?
So, how’s your sex life? Is it a 10/10, a 5/10 or just a big fat zero? Take our quiz and find out.
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| 1. | You’re happy in your relationship but the sexual spark has faded. What are you going to do? |
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Grin and bear it- sustaining the spark once familiarity sets in is damn near impossible. |
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Bring up the idea of flavouring the bland sexual soup with a dash of experimentation. |
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Break through the boredom barrier and get out of the relationship. Once the passion’s gone, what’s the point? |
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| 2. | True or false: If you love, say Magnums, you can eat them daily without fail, and be happy. |
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True |
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False |
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| 3. | When are you and your partner most likely to have sex? |
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During the late night news. |
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Whenever, wherever, however the mood strikes. |
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When you can muster up the energy. |
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| 4. | You’re up with the birds. He’s never seen the sun rise. Your sex life is biorhythmically screwed. You: |
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Make up for all the lost time (and fun) on the weekends. |
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Take a nap after dinner so you can stay up late a few nights a week. |
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Wait and try not to worry. Things should get into sync once your life settles down. |
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| 5. | True or False: Sexually speaking, you are a half-filled glass. One man will never be enough to satisfy you. |
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True |
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False |
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| 6. | In all your relationships past and present, how often does sex seem to change from red- hot (spontaneous and passionate) to blue-cold (routine and predictable)? |
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Sometimes |
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Often |
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Almost never |
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| 7. | True or False: If he’s the right guy, the sex will take care of itself. As soon as you’ve killed the romance and might as well hold a funeral for the entire relationship. No passion can survive such self-conscious discussion. |
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True |
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False |
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| 8. | True or False: Weighing all the factors - emotional, sexual and mental - you get more from a brief, hot relationship than a long, tepid one. |
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True |
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False |
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| 9. | It’s sex night (Saturday) and you and your partner (him again) are doing it in the usual location (the bed), and the usual position (missionary) and the usual rhythm (think metronome). The whole enterprise is not stellar. You: |
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Think about the usual fantasy (faceless stranger on a train). |
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Stop the routine and say, “Let’s try something new” (turning on the lights, doing it on the floor, anything). |
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Keep on keeping on – sex might not be earth shattering but it’s not a disaster. If it ain’t broke, why fix it? |
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| 10. | What goes through your head while you’re having sex? |
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How connected you are to him emotionally. |
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How much work is piling up on your desk at the office. |
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How much hotter sex used to be in the beginning. |
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| 11. | True or False: You try to keep the sex fresh and exciting, but it always seems to get stale. |
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True |
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False |
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| 12. | True or False: You can’t stand waiting - in lines, at the doctor’s surgery, for dinner, anywhere. |
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True |
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False |
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| 13. | True or False: You’re generally satisfied with your life. |
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True |
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False |
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| 14. | Your best friend is in a new relationship with eye-popping sex and lust by the bucketful. As she fills you in on her latest escapade, you: |
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Wistfully remember the times when you and your boyfriend felt like that about each other. |
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Are too jealous to listen. |
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Feel happy for her. |
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| 15. | During sex, you and your partner like to tell each other what you’re doing or what you’d like to do. |
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True |
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False |
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