Which Big Brother bird are you?
The last series of Big Brother featured a whole lot of strutting, squawking and, let's face it, seducing - and that was just the girls! You watched, you laughed, you probably cringed...but now it's time to find out which chick's love-style most closely resembles your own, based on the real-life mating habits of a few of our feather friends.
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| 1. | You're asked out by a cute guy from your company's IT department. You: |
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a) Excitedly accept. You just hope David from accounts doesn't find out, as you pashed him last week and he's still keen. But you want to keep your options open… |
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b) Think, why not? Ask him to bring a mate and you'll bring one too, and you can go on a double whammy. When he expresses reluctance, you cry, "C'mon, it'll be fun!" |
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c) Wonder whether you really should date someone from work, and so you telephone your mum to discuss it. |
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| 2. | You catch your man eyeing up a foxy babe on the beach. You: |
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a) Are so busy checking out the male specimens you hardly even notice. |
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b) Have a good perv yourself. |
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c) Feel irritated and punish him with the silent treatment for half an hour. |
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| 3. | Your boyfriend's arriving on a 6am flight from Singapore. You: |
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a) Are an hour late but SMS ahead, saying, "I'm coming." |
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b) Show up with a girlfriend in tow. Well, considering he's just had to endure a long-haul flight, he deserves a three way tickle. |
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c) Nervously pace up and down at the arrivals gate, checking and rechecking your teeth for lipstick and wondering if he's been messing around with any of the flight-attendant chicks. |
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| 4. | How do your friends describe you when it comes to your love life? |
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a) You're not entirely sure, but the term "pricktease" has been bandied about in jest. |
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b) The diplomatic ones have often said that you're, er, "open-minded". |
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c) What love life? |
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| 5. | How do you envisage spending your 50th birthday? |
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a) Flirting at a nightclub with some of your son's handsome mates. |
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b) Hosting a swinger's party with your man and an assortment of your suburban married friends. |
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c) Simultaneously celebrating your 15th wedding anniversary with your husband over an intimate candle-lit dinner in an exclusive restaurant. |
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